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The Unquiet Mind

(A tribute to Kay Redfield Jamison)

Last Updated on 17th October 2017

 

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The 19th hole is followed by a section on my thoughts on many things including history (I have no idea why I did that), politics and the stock market and then followed by an important message to my fellow members of the Kuala Lumpur Golf & Country Club, and then the English Premier League, and then by some boring stuff and then back to the 19th hole. (This reminded me of the movie “Where’s My Car, Dude” where a chinese lady went “and then and then and then and then…)

By the way, before you go further down the page, just spend a minute admiring my beautiful golf swing on the right (he he he), just like the guy in the background.

Moderation  (My message to Malaysians, click below)

The 19th Hole

The ladies are back! (click above)

Sime Darby LPGA 2011

Kuala Lumpur Golf & Country Club, 13th – 16th October 2011

Read all about the happenings with our two roving reporters, me and Fahizul (the Bosnian) Khairi. They are also videos of the happenings and the beautiful ladies that took part in the tournament (click on the logo)

 

Buaya and Ayam Club (click on picture)

Updated as at 8th November 2011

Must see new section showing how they look when they were young and how they look now

 

Golf Tips (for beginners)

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The Seven Deadly Sins of Golf (click above)

Buaya and Ayam News (click on picture below)

The 2011 Updates of the Buayas and Ayams that we all love

 

Introduction to a new Buaya of 2011

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Report on the PIKOM 2011 Charity Golf Tournament held at Glenmarie on 1st November 2011 in the Buaya and Ayam News

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A Tribute to Two Retired Golfers

(They only retired from work, not golf)

 

The Musing of the Unquiet Mind

A Look at History

The Malacca Sultanate and Admiral Zheng He

(My first attempt at interpreting history)

 

Politics, politics, bloody politics

A look at local politics

Power struggle goes on – 5th March 2012

The Bull & The Bear

(Tips on the stock market)

Weekly Commentaries on Local Happenings

6th March 2012 – “Maid supply to dry up by 2017”

 

Guides for Tourists in Malaysia

The Guide to Driving in Malaysia

(This guide is meant to be read only by those intending to visit Malaysia. It is NOT for the consumption of Malaysian motorists)

How to Identify Real Malaysians

(Since about 10% of the population of the country consist of non-Malaysian, and there are no specific features that can be considered truly Malaysian, this guide is for the benefit of tourists)

 

 

 

Message to KLGCC Members – Rise against tyranny!!!

New message – Thank you, Mr Bird! – 22nd December 2011

A lesson in good customer service and transformation (click on the yes logo)

Say yes to (I am not being paid by YTL, okay!!!)

 

Football Mania – The English Premier League (for those not into golf)

Glory, glory, Man United, glory, glory Man United!!! (click on the MU logo)

Suarez The Racist Wanker – 12th February 2012

Relief for Villas-Boas – 26th February 2012

A Tribute to Ryan Giggs – 5th December 2013

 

Collection of E-mail Blasts (for those who missed some of my e-mails) – click left

(Updated as at 17th October 2017)

 

 

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The 19th Hole (again!)

Golf Jokes

I have to warn all of you that the jokes are of the X-rated kind, so to those who are prudish, better skip this part!!! (Don’t say I did not warn you)

Since I want to keep the first page clean for children, you now have to click on the left image to get to the jokes page. The web-site has been equipped with a special software invented by me that can detect your age. So if you are below the age of 18, you will be directed to the web-site dedicated to Barney the Purple Dinosaur.

 

The Laws of Golf

LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.

LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former.

LAW 3: Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic. Though this cannot be proven in the lab, it is a known fact that the more expensive the golf ball, the greater its attraction to water.

LAW 4: Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down.

LAW 5: No matter what causes a golfer to muff a shot, all his playing partners must solemnly chant "You looked up," or invoke the wrath of the universe.

LAW 6: The higher a golfer's handicap, the more qualified he deems himself as an instructor.

LAW 7: Every par-three hole in the world has a secret desire to humiliate golfers. The shorter the hole, the greater its desire.

LAW 8: Topping a 3-iron is the most painful torture known to man.

LAW 9: Palm trees eat golf balls.

LAW 10: Sand is alive. If it isn't, how do you explain the way it works against you?

LAW 11: Golf carts always run out of juice at the farthest point from the clubhouse.

LAW 12: A golfer hitting into your group will always be bigger than anyone in your group. Likewise, a group you accidentally hit into will consist of a football player, a professional wrestler, a convicted murderer and an IRS agent -- or some similar combination.

LAW 13: All 3-woods are demon-possessed.

LAW 14: Golf balls from the same "sleeve" tend to follow one another, particularly out of bounds or into the water (see Law three)

LAW 15: A severe slice is a thing of awesome power and beauty.

LAW 16: "Nice lag" can usually be translated to "lousy putt." Similarly, "tough break" can usually be translated "way to miss an easy one, sucker."

LAW 17: The person you would most hate to lose to will always be the one who beats you.

LAW 18: The last three holes of a round will automatically adjust your score to what it really should be.

LAW 19: Golf should be given up at least twice per month.

LAW 20: All vows taken on a golf course shall be valid only until the sunset of the same day.

 

 

 

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